September22014

based on this post

(Source: rubyredwisp)

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September12014

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via dirtymindedamnesiac)

4PM
3PM

  “A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform  packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with  the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
  Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”

Happy September 1st, y’all!

(Source: stannisbarathcon, via padfootdidit)

12AM

You Westerosi are all the same. You sew some beast upon a scrap of silk, and suddenly you are all lions or dragons or eagles.

(Source: remusjohnslupin, via riddlemetom)

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August312014

booksfrommyshelf:

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

(via alittlebookthief)

August302014

trustnocabbie:

memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.

I AM CRYING MY SISTER THINKS IM INSANE

(Source: baelor, via danverskate)

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August262014

imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

(via youneedajelloshot)

1AM

thesedustypages:

Don’t judge a book by its cover, HA, more like buy the same book four times because they keep coming out with prettier and prettier covers. 

(via thinking-in-concepts)

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